@bobmiller1969
Ok. There's one more, especially for your Mum:
The little boy just does not want to go to sleep. The parents have already tried everything. Finally, the father says, "Ok, I'll get my viola and play something." - "Oh no," says Mum. "Don't resort to violence!"
Best posts made by barliman2001
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RE: What happens... if you give a trumpet to a luthier?
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RE: A little humour
Why do viola players sleep rough so often?
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RE: Dual Citizenship
@administrator Go for it. Czech citizienship does not - like US citizenship - require you to undergo dual taxation. There are only advantages... just imagine your plane is hijacked by Al Qaida terrorists and they select the US citizens... you can then calmly show your Czech passport...
Joking apart: I really would recommend trying. Languages can be learnt somehow, and citizenship does not require you to live there. And I suppose you are over age and therefore not liable to be drafted for Czech National Service. -
RE: A little humour
I don't want all that negativity to come inside my home. I reassured my wife that for example, she should embrace her mistakes. That's when she gave me a big hug.
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RE: A little humour
A trumpet player is sitting outside a bar, weeping bitterly... a friend of his passes by and asks him, "What's the matter? Did they throw you out?" - "Oh no..." - "Then why are you weeping? Are you out of cash, shall I lend you some?" - "Oh no, I'm rollin' in cash..." - "Then tell me why you are sitting here, weeping!" - "It's too horrible - I'm not thirsty."
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RE: For the European Members
Prague is a hotbed of music of all descriptions. Small jazz bands at every second corner, community bands of all styles everywhere. Language might be a barrier, though.
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RE: For the European Members
@administrator a vacuum cleaner, originally produced by the Hoover company.
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RE: How about a "Random Meaningless Image...let's see them string"?
@BigDub Cefalu in May is clement - nice sunny weather, but not too hot, with the sea already warm enough... outside dining in the evenings, with wonderful seafood...
My wife, enjoying a sefood platter (with local oysters!) nd the local frizzante wine...
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RE: How about a "Random Meaningless Image...let's see them string"?
That is the Teatro Comunale Salvatore Cicero in Cefalu, Sicily. Nice place for a concert.